Monday, January 10, 2022

Don't forget to pay the tax within 2 days!

Hi. How are you?

I know, it's unpleasant to start the conversation with bad news, but I have no choice.
Few months ago, I have gained access to your devices that used by you for internet browsing.
Afterwards, I could track down all your internet activities.

Here is the history of how it could become possible:
At first, I purchased from hackers the access to multiple email accounts (nowadays, it is a really simple thing to do online).
As result, I could easily log in to your email account (thegrape.tiger@blogger.com).

One week later, I installed Trojan virus in Operating Systems of all devices of yours, which you use to open email.
Frankly speaking, it was rather straightforward (since you were opening the links from your inbox emails).
Everything ingenious is quite simple. (o_0)!

My software enables me with access to all controllers inside devices of yours, like microphone, keyboard and video camera.
I could easily download to my servers all your private info, including the history of web browsing and photos.
I can effortlessly gain access to all your messengers, social networks accounts, emails, contact list as well as chat history.
Virus of mine constantly keeps refreshing its signatures (because it is driver-based), and as result remains unnoticed by your antivirus.

Hence, you can already guess why I stayed undetected all this while.

As I was gathering information about you, I couldn't help but notice that you are also a true fan of adult-content websites.
You actually love visiting porn sites and browsing through kinky videos, while pleasuring yourself.
I could make a few dirty records with you in the main focus and montaged several videos showing the way you reach orgasm while masturbating with joy.

If you are still uncertain regarding the seriousness of my intentions,
it only requires several mouse clicks for me to forward your videos to all your relatives, as well as friends and colleagues.
I can also make those vids become accessible by public.
I honestly think that you do not really want that to happen, considering the peculiarity of videos you like to watch,
(you obviously know what I mean) all that kinky content can become a reason of serious troubles for you.

However, we can still resolve this situation in the following manner:
Everything you are required to do is a single transfer of $1370 USD to my account (or amount equivalent to bitcoin depending on exchange rate at the moment of transfer),
and once the transaction is complete, I will straight away remove all the dirty content exposing you.
After that, you can even forget that you have come across me. Moreover, I swear that all the harmful software will be removed from all devices of yours as well.
Make no doubt that I will fulfill my part.

This is really a great deal that comes at a reasonable price, given that I have used quite a lot of energy to check your profile as well as traffic over an extended period of time.
If you have no idea about bitcoin purchase process - it can be straightforwardly done by getting all the necessary information online.

Here is my bitcoin wallet provided below: 1NYCdN9eBXhT4tPSpu4EhpjC9gHXLzipLL

You should complete the abovementioned transfer within 48 hours (2 days) after opening this email.

The following list contains actions you should avoid attempting:
#Do not try replying my email (email in your inbox was generated by me alongside with return email address).
#Do not try calling police as well as other security forces. In addition, abstain from sharing this story with your friends.
After I find out (be sure, I can easily do that, given that I keep complete control of all your devices) - your kinky video will end up being available to public right away.
#Do not try searching for me - there is absolutely no reason to do that. Moreover, all transactions in cryptocurrency are always anonymous.
#Do not try reinstalling the OS on your devices or throwing them away. It is pointless as well, since all your videos have already been uploaded to remote servers.

The following list contains things you should not be worried about:
#That your money won't reach my account.
- Rest assured, the transactions can be tracked, hence once the transaction is complete,
I will know about it, because I continuously observe all your activities (my trojan virus allows me to control remotely your devices, same as TeamViewer).
#That I still will share your kinky videos to public after you complete money transfer.
- Trust me, it's pointless for me to continue troubling your life. If I really wanted, I would make it happen already!

Let's make this deal in a fair manner!

Owh, one more thing...in future it is best that you don't involve yourself in similar situations any longer!
One last advice from me - recurrently change all your passwords from all accounts.

Sunday, August 8, 2021

From Drumbo

Thanks to Ace Farren Ford for posting this below:  I didn't know he had this, but it's the original sheet for the lyrics to Abba Zaba.  Don was scheduled to do the session that night, and I discovered Don sitting at the dining table with a big shopping bag  and a writing pad.  He was trying to find the lyrics for the piece.  As it turned out, his method back then was just to pick up anything next to him -- a napkin, a matchbook cover, etc.  whenever inspiration struck, and write whatever came to him.  As you can see, the writing changes after the first two lines -- Don's at the top, and mine thereafter.  He suckered me into going through the shopping bag ( Bag 'O Tricks as he called it ) and sorting out anything that resembled a lyric to the song.  After finding all the possibilities,  we put them in order.  There might be a matchbook cover, followed by a store receipt, followed by a napkin, and he sort of helped me put them in order, and, as was his nature -- delegated to me the great joy of writing them out by hand on the paper.  Thank God eight of the song lyrics on SAM were written by Herb Bermann, who made typed sheets and gave Don copies.  After this process, we drove down Laurel Canyon and turned left onto Sunset, down to the big, black building that was Original Sound and Kama Sutra Headquarters. There, we met with Richard Perry, who put a reel-to-reel recording of a rough mix of Abba Zaba on the stereo.  It turned out Don didn't have a clue as to where the lyrics should go.  So, Perry, in his very patient and tactful way, led Don from point A to point Z in the process of arranging the lyrics.  The musical part that coincides with "Run Run Mornin' Soon" was borrowed from my Ravi Shankar album days earlier.  Don heard that line, and made me move the stylus back to find it again (which was quite an art in those days ) and then had Alex learn the line.  I think the bass solo had been added two nights before the basic track was recorded, and Jerry couldn't cut it in the studio, so Ry learned it and then overdubbed his guitar part.  Gary Marker later remarked "I was pretty sure Ry played the bass on that, because he had a tendency to rush just slightly when playing bass."  Anyway, once all the lyrics were put into place and the order was completely established ( a couple of hours of Perry's brilliant guidance) the lyrics where then typed by someone in the office, and the sheet handed to Don.  Note the spelling anomalies like "shadas" instead of "shadows" and "NDN" instead of "Indian."  That second one threw me when I was hand-copying it out.  But, when I asked, Don explained and told me it was easier for him to read it that way.  When I think about it, it's a miracle that the song turned out to be such a strong piece, as it was such a hodge-podge, nerve-wracking construction.  You've seen those backwards videos of glass shattering?  That's what it was like: a bunch of randomness that came together perfectly, but while watching it, you're thinking "what the hell is this?"  and suddenly, it comes together and makes sense.  thanks for reading, and have a good day.

Wednesday, July 14, 2021

bits and pieces about the Sleaze Convention

"My first boss, Tom Watkins in DEorganized The Sleaze Convention in downtown Wilmington, attended by Edie Massey (Pink Flamingos), the kids from Punk ..  and the Kuchar Brothers (Sins of the Fleshapoids) in Tom's unheated loft on lower ... "- from 

#Juliagorton Instagram posts



Mentioned here http://www.crazycollege.org/Rondo_center.html midpoint on the page

I have one of these (Rondo on the cover):

Sunday, June 13, 2021