black tie mandatory

http://www.rootsuit.com/discount-tux.php

moldy oldies

http://www.loc.gov/jukebox/

http://cylinders.library.ucsb.edu/

http://parlorsongs.com/catalog/sitemap.php

cool down your car after it's been in the sun

Here's the trick:
when your car is hot from being in the sun you can cool it down by rolling down one window and then,
on the opposite side, open and close the car door around a half-dozen times.
It pumps cooler air in from outside the car like a big set of bellows.
You won't believe how fast it cools the car down.
(of course you need to have cooler air outside your car to pump in - not a given).

save the boys (and the girls)

the noseless saddle that John Tierney wrote about

pastafarians

http://www.amazon.com/Gospel-Flying-Spaghetti-Monster/dp/0812976568

you may now kiss the bride (I'll pass)

monkey wedding (in India)

a sad day indeed

Ruth Roberts, 'Meet the Mets' Songwriter, Dies at 84

something for the kids

Bowling Zombies

There are some trouble-makers in town. They're hungry, they're rotting, and they're just plain dead! Can you bowl the helpless damsel to freedom without being eaten? This fun table-top bowling game is designed for take-anywhere play, while at home, work or digging up old friends. Whether you're a zombie hunter or a helpless damsel yourself, you are sure to have an exciting time knocking down zombies while avoiding a lethal knock to the blonde-haired damsel herself.Features hand-painted wooden pins and bowling ball and is packaged in a travel friendly tube.

For 1 player, ages 8 and up.

Contents Include: 1 Wooden Bowling Ball, 10 Wooden Bowling Pins (4 inches tall).

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